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Bill: Brad is a bitch
Brad: Brad is a fine, upstanding human being.
Bill: But a bitch
Brad: I am not a bitch.
Bill: Dont lie
Brad: OK, fine. You know what?
Bill: What
Brad: If it will shut you up, I'm a raging, venomous bitch. Happy?
Bill: Maybe
Brad: OK, good. You know what?
Bill: What
Brad: Bill's the resident bitch here - I have proof.
Bill: What proof?
Brad: An anonymous tipper told me that you sit down to pee. Therefore...
Bill: anonymous tippers are always wrong
Bill: I have times of bitchnicity
Bill: But I proudly stand to piss
Bill: Unless Im tired
Brad: Excuse me, did I catch the word "bitchnicity" in that spewing? Did you consult Webster's on this?
Bill: Websters knows s---. People make up words all the time, like yada yada yada
Brad: Well, I've coined a few phrases in the past week and a half.
Bill: You have?
Brad: Yeah.
Bill: Like what
Brad: Well, everybody knows the words 'god damn' as an angry or shocked expression, right?
Bill: Yeah
Brad: Well, I've turned it into a noun.
Bill: A noun?
Why do I feel like the dumb guy in a typcial infomercial?
Brad: Yes, Bill; a noun! It means "a hot chick with large protruding breasts whom I wouldn't mind seeing in a white t-shirt during a rainstorm."
Bill: Ah, OK. So if Yasmine Bleeth walked down the block you'd say...
Brad: "Hey, Bill, do you see that god damn over there? Didn't she used to be on Baywatch?"
Bill: I see. Isnt that sexist?
Brad: You bet your ass it's sexist.
Brad: And I'm damn proud of it.
Bill: Just makin sure
Brad: OK.
Bill: I dont mind, but some of our female fans might
Brad: WE HAVE FANS?
Bill: No, but saying we do just makes me feel better to think we have fans
Brad: Oh... OH!!
Bill: Yeah
Brad: Well, I'm gonna get going now.
Bill: Already?
Brad: Yeah.
Bill: Where are you going to go?
Brad: I'm gonna go listen to 'Freebird' 27 times in a row.
Bill: Ah, I see
Brad: Goodnight, Lord C---knocker
Bill: Goodnight, bitch
Brad: Hey! We already went over that!
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